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You Can COUNT on Me

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You Can COUNT on Me Full-Lengths

By: Cameron Beall and Donna Van Oss
Cast: 8 M, 16 F, 8 flexible, extras (With doubling: 6 M, 15 F, 6 flexible)
Performance Time: Approximately 120 minutes, 82 pgs

You Can COUNT on Me

COMEDY. After hiding out from humans for more than 100 years, several old-school monsters discover?to their horror?that modern humans don’t find them scary…at all. The monsters join S.C.R.E.A.M., a self-help group that meets in the graveyard and helps washed-up monsters adjust to modern society. To sharpen their scary skills, the monsters set out to study modern humans in order to find out what terrifies them. Vlad, a classic vampire, befriends Alex, a nerdy high school student who loves e-sports. Alex agrees to teach Vlad how to be terrifying if Vlad can show him how to stand up to bullies and ask a girl to the Halloween dance. At the dance, two overly dramatic theatre students host a horror movie pitch contest, where the monsters make their debut in front of a movie director. Screamingly funny!

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Please remember it is necessary to purchase one script for each cast member and one royalty for each performance.

Scripts: $8.95 each
Royalty: $75.00/performance
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $434.00  (35 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)

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Cameron Beall and Donna Van Oss Cameron Beall is an actor and playwright who hopes to be featured in front of and behind the camera for many years.

Donna Van Oss has taught high school drama for more than 20 years.  She has helped her students write and perform various works from full-length plays to short children's theater scripts.  She and her husband, Danny, live in Baton Rouge, LA, with their two children Sam and Amelia.

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