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Where Does the Time Go?

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Where Does the Time Go? One-Acts 45

By: Kevin T. Baldwin
Cast: 3 M, 5 F, extras
Performance Time: Approximately 60 minutes

FARCE. On the eve of his divorce, Keith Bixby, a community-theatre actor, has a tryst with Lynda, one of the chorus girls in the show. During his sexual encounter with Lynda, Keith “misplaces” the musical watch his wife gave him on their honeymoon trip to Disney World. When Keith hears the muffled refrain of “It’s a Small World,” he discovers where he has misplaced his watch—inside Lynda’s “pelvic region”! And it is at this most inopportune time that Keith’s soon-to-be-ex-wife shows up and wants to reconcile. Soon Lynda finds herself rushed to the hospital emergency room to have the watch removed. But can Keith retrieve his watch in time to save his marriage? And, will the ER doctor ever find his cell phone?

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Please remember it is necessary to purchase one script for each cast member and one royalty for each performance.

Scripts: $7.95 each
Royalty: $60.00/performance
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $60.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $193.00  (11 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)

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Kevin T. Baldwin Kevin T. Baldwin has worked as a writer, producer, and director in theatre for more than 25 years. Mr. Baldwin lives in Worchester, MA, with his wife, Karen, and their three children, Amanda, Nicholas, and Emily.

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